i only make jokes to distract myself

i’m lucky enough to have a huge landmark in my memory from when i was six years old, meaning everything that happened before that, i’m obviously younger than six.

i remember electrocuting myself, my swimming teacher, my first football game. i remember pre-school, knocking out my front teeth, running into the middle of a parade in disney world.

and i remember moving from florida to oklahoma when i was six years old.